breaking the blokk

Relinquishing sloth. Stage One: preparation. For this you will need: one flat which you will not leave; one easel; beans and corn, one portion of; frozen pizza, one, for consumption warm; ground coffee, espresso, one packet of; Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle; paracetamol; mouth wash; vitamins; mineral water; Lucozade; pornography; one computer; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus; and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured, from my gallery owner, who is, in his own domestic and socially acceptable way, also one lazy bastard.

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